Weird online dating stories

03 Jan

"She had just gotten a house to live in that belonged to her grandmother.She kept asking me if I would go to Missouri to live with her, and kept saying she loved me to tears. I told her I needed to save up money for about three months.After the donation was over we went through a fast food drive-thru and got some sandwiches and then a case of beer.Once we got out in the sun at the reservoir, drank the beer, and ate the sandwich, I proceeded to feel sicker than I have ever felt before and throw up all over the beach. There were many men from all over the world at the U.She'd met her husband through it and assured me I'd be an absolute stud online, as I'm charming and normal, as opposed to most of the men on mainstream dating sites."Online dating is great for people like you, Willard – it's like we've finally invented a pair of tight jeans for being funny, or a push-up bra for being intelligent," she said.

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Maybe I’m meant to be the Taylor Swift of blogging. This time, however, I matched up with homeboy and actually had a conversation for a while. Things were going well (as good as shit can go via text) and homeboy asked me out. He immediately suggested snorkeling, walking on the beach, then going out to dinner in La Jolla. I ended up getting to the place before him anyway, and John called and said he was trying to find parking. I told him I’d meet him inside at the bar because I was sick of waiting. But furthermore, he begins to insist that I was the one who suggested drinks. Upon mentioning my college was SDSU, he said “EW, herpes.” He actually said that. He then asked me what my favorite color was because we clearly had nothing more to talk about.

' And he says, yeah, he liked antique corsets and his wife would model them for him.

In a city boasting over 8 million people, many of whom traveled here from all sorts of places with ambitious dreams, you’d think you’d have a decent selection of seemingly good-looking, dateable options. Right -- which is why we asked a bunch of Angelenos about their craziest dating stories. “This one time I met a guy on Bumble who was an actor on a well-known CW show I used to watch religiously.

First, we had to "get some cash." He took me to a blood bank to donate plasma!

We got extra cash since it was the first visit for both of us and while I was there, my bed "won" the drawing and I received an extra .