Jokes dating younger people

17 Oct

After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man insisted that it was nothing and the daughter brought the young man out to the kitchen for something to eat.The young man told the father to sit down, then shoved two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. Once he was gone the mother turned to the father and said, "That's wonderful. What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?!

He tried and tried to dig it out but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper.

I found this so worrying that I immediately awoke and couldn't get back to sleep. I got up, made myself a slice of toast and some coffee and came straight here.

"I saw my mother but then I noticed she had your face.

Case dismissed - and get your nasty ass out of my court room.

“The courage it takes for a woman to say yes [to a date with a man] is beyond anything I can imagine.