Jokes about workplace dating

13 Sep

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. "My son asked me for the keys to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn mower." A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. "My wife." A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too." The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.

" The host said, "that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife." "What's he stuffed with," asked the visiting hunter.

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All the best, Kirk The Learn English Team Hi everybody from spain, I agree with the advices that the professor of Business Studies give us, but in my opinion this is not real nowadays because in most of the companies you have to motivate yourself if you don't want to be fired at least in Spain.

According with my professional experiences in large companies the managers that I've had are very bussy focused in their own tasks and not in motivate their staff.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "I'm leaving Friday." While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry.

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