Baseball dating sayings

09 Sep

Sometimes all you need is a humorous quote on your desk, to get through a difficult day!

Then again, there's no need to wait for an occasion to humor yourself.

If a horse won't eat it, I don't want to play on it. You don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth. Alan Sutton Sothoron pitched his initials off today.

All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a doubleheader.

The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan. Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees.

Well, it took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits in baseball, and I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. After Jackie Robinson, the most important black in baseball history is Reggie Jackson. We know we're better than this, but we can't prove it. We have four doctors, three therapists and five trainers. There have been only two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. I've been filing them away, off and on, for the last 25 or 30 years.Some of the quotes included here are fairly well known, others are obscure. "If you know how to cheat, start now."--Baltimore manager Earl Weaver, to pitcher Ross Grimsley on the mound. "People think we make million or million a year.